i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Send help, water and tortillas.
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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