It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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