i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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