why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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I don't deserve a penis
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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