But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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