Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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