So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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