i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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