So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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