i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Randomize
