she sounds like chewbacca in bed
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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