You just made me feel so damn special
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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