I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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