I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm getting married
To pizza
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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