i need an iv and a liver transplant
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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