smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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