My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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