he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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