So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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