Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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