But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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