There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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