Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
