i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
