It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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