He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just gargled with NyQuil
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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