careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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