i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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