This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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