Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
There's even glitter on my cock...
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