i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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