How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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