But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Houston, we have a blender
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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