with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I skipped work to stalk him.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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