You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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