with your own penis?
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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