you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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