it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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