I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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