I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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