But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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