I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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