the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize