maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
