Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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