Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Say something about gay babies.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Randomize