but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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