I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
These tits shall not be calmed
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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