I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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