Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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