i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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