Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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