theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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