If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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