mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Mom said you looked used
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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